Ode for Getting People to Sign up for PTA Luncheon

There's no real reason to post this, other than that Kristen C might see it and laugh. She and I spent many hours creating some very silly verse while we were in college. It's a talent.

I'm not sure where is a good use for this talent, but a talent indeed.

So here is the ode that I wrote to get people to sign up for our PTA luncheon. You have my full permission to use it anywhere anytime. You can even claim you wrote it.

Ye Olde Annual Staff PTA Luncheon Sign Up Sheet Ode

'Tis time in the year to give thanks where it's due

To our staff at _________, so loyal and true

We want to say thank you and we have a hunch

That they'd like our thank you, but that they'd love some lunch.

With soup and with salad! With cookies! With treats!

With bread and with snacks! With beverages! Sweets!

So please read the sign-up and then volunteer

The staff holiday luncheon just comes once a year

So look over the list 'til something catches your eye

Decide what you'll bring, and then hit "Reply".

See? A skill for sure, but where to use it . . .